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    While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

    What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

    Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that cows can't fly!

    It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

    When everything is coming your way, you're driving on the wrong lane.

    If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wished you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!

    Relationships r like traffic signs 1-way, 2-way, do not enter, no u turn, no left turn, but d best so far is give way and keep right.

    In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.  instead of space shuttle, they walked into a garden.

    A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

    Da gud frn is like a bra, hard to find, comfortable, supportive, n prevents u from fallin.  holds u tight n always close to ur heart.  ur my dear bra.

    Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

    Our frndship means alot 2 me, dat if we wer d last people on a sinking ship & der s only 1 lyf vest, i'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna mis u 4 sure..!

    When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

    Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!

    Love is not about the melody of violins, it's about the squeaking of bed springs.

    Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

    The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

    Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one!"

    How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
    Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

    I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

    Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

    We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

    I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

    Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

    I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".

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