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    The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering... hehehehe lol:)

    Question:  what makes you different from a lottery jackpot? Answer: In lottery, I have one in a million chance. But to find someone as sweet and pretty and sexy as you, the chance is one in a billion. Hehehe. :)

    Looking for the right person is like looking for a healthy food. It doesn't need to be delicious as long as it's good for the heart.

    all work and no play makes a dull day. all play and no work makes one hungry.

    gud friEnds r Lyk c0ffee,sugar and crEam dey hvE diff.apprance and purp0ses buT weN d0s thngs mixd 2gdr, it wiL create dLci0us drink.

    If y0u see pip0l w/0ut a smile t0day. Give them y0urs.:) it myt be d 0NLY SUNSHINE they'll see ol day. G0od m0rning!:D

    I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

    Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

    When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

    The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

    Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one a!"

    I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

    Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

    The only people whom I greet "Good morning" are those who are smart, cute and with strong sex appeal. So, how about it.  Let me just greet you "good afternoon!"

    "Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"

    You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

    We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

    I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

    Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

    I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".

    Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
    How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!

    Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

    Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
    Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

    I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

    While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

    Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

    What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!

    I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

    I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

    If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

    No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

    If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

    Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!

    I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

    Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there's only one today and I wouldn't let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

    When I say good morning, it means I'm thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

    I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!

    Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don't worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

    You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without

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